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JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


IF THESE TWO ARE SHOCKED - Then it has to be Amy Winehouse




WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am, #234866
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am, #234692
It shoud've been rum.


JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm, #193859
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm, #193841
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am, #193810
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I SAID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!!!


TAGS: johnny depp awesome sound
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

knowitall - August 18, 2009, 11:55 am, #109486
lol hockey, what a joke of a sport.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #91991
Have a blast!!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #91990
Ok, now that's amsome! Six Flags!!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:41 pm, #91988
Agdaniele, I'm outta here. Don't eat yellow ice! Takin' nik on a long overdue trip to six flags tom!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:40 pm, #91987
AHHHH...Maybe we're finally beginning to get each other's written word.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:37 pm, #91986
And especially in hockey... ruins all of the shifts... more delicate than other sports.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:32 pm, #91983
He he! Becoming!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:30 pm, #91980
As far as hockey goes, you couldn't be more correct. It's crap! So many guys that although weren't "productive" they fit into the overall scheme of the team. Next thing you know you've got a whole new group with the exception of the 4-5 core players.
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm, #91979
Don't beg. It's not very becoming.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:22 pm, #91976
d***! Ok, but how 'bout later? Nazi me then? Please?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:17 pm, #91973
Naaaaaaah.... you want it too much!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:13 pm, #91970
Nazi me buddy!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:11 pm, #91969
It's a shame that hockey is turning into every other sport now... with free agency and greedy players. Can't keep a team together long enough to gel anymore.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm, #91967
I don't make it a habit to "nazi" those I get along with. Italian thing... turn a blind eye, you know?
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm, #91966
They don't know what they're talking aboot. Catfish? *seanism*
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:07 pm, #91965
I'm just saying...They said his chances of staying in Philly are slim. Most likely he'll be traded to *gasp* Rangers, Devils, or *wince* Penguins!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:03 pm, #91964
You talkin to ME? You talkin to ME? Hey, I'm just the messenger.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:00 pm, #91961
shmee agent! He's not goin anywhere!!! You scured me. Thought he got the trade or something serious!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:59 pm, #91960
Go ahead aggy! I can take it!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:58 pm, #91959
FINGERS...you hush your wh*** fingers!!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:57 pm, #91957
Free agent....
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm, #91956
I've done my best to curb it... working double-time as grammar and spelling nazi. There's too much opportunity here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm, #91955
Not noble knuble! You hush your wh*** mouth!! How? Why? NOOOOO!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm, #91954
Ooo and my advice is to follow Agdanieles lead on the Nazi thing....good role model for all fakers to follow!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm, #91953
Relax. I'll get there. And if you really want to cry, then I'll tell you that we have a really good chance of losing Knuble:(
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:52 pm, #91952
And on a personal note....Pack your **** woman!! Tonight!! 10am...got it??
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:50 pm, #91951
Sniff...so proud!! You'll do just fine. Just don't be too rough on me....I've got a mean case of the derk derks when I'm spelling....
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:46 pm, #91950
I know, but it's a little pet peeve. If you're trying to prove how awesome you are, you might want to BE awesome while you're doing it.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:41 pm, #91948
It's a tough and thankless service... it'll bury you here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:38 pm, #91947
Careful...once you go down the Nazi road there's no turning back!! Or as some would say....they'res no...
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:32 pm, #91945
More awesome THAN you?! I don't believe it.
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:31 pm, #91943
He is awesome, more awesome then me!!
BriaHere - June 23, 2009, 4:30 pm, #89220
Indeed Mr Depp, Indeed.
The Night Flower - June 23, 2009, 2:48 pm, #89190
YES!


Man in Black -


TAGS: johnny cash rebel
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:59 am, #246849
?? I wear white for the same reason. (and it's cooler in summer)
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #246816

real real nice bob....strong 5l from me


PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




PIRATE -




LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: johnny cash sriracha
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 30, 2012, 10:42 pm, #239590
Huh, didn’t think the Cash family would be so…well, a***.
CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 10:18 pm, #239587
At one point, the makers of Preparation H actually did want to use the song in a commercial but the Cash family declined because they felt it would be demeaning to a song about falling in love.
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 5:06 pm, #239580
Sorry, rerun, but……now, when fire is goin’ thru yer inards, a mighty fine song will be goin’ thru yer mind…yer welcome
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm, #239578

d*** you Gary, I will never listen to this song again without thinking of this.
Bolverk3778 - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm, #239577
Some one has been reading to much Rogue Warrior!!
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 1:43 pm, #239570
I take it the experience is shared…..thanks my fiery friends
Greeny - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm, #239567
C'mon Icecream!!!
ughomer - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm, #239566
5 Preparation L's for this one, GaryO!!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 12:56 pm, #239565
Five Mariachi trumpets... or was that tacos. :P


I KEEP MY -




Conflict -


TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am, #41935
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm, #37804
hate mouthy b****es that don't take it in the b***. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm, #37787
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatof***?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm, #37715
Ugh.. Hate the ***ist posters.. 1 lion. -.-


JOHNNY 5IVE - is ready to kick Wall-E's ass!




DOUG MURPHY - has killed so many people Dr Cox thought he just might be a government operative.




A BOY NAMED SUE -


TAGS: johnny cash
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:04 pm, #195185
5L! And another 5L and a comment from DLM4 in 3, 2, ...
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:00 pm, #195183
I made a vow to the moon and stars that I'd search the honkytonks and bars and kill the man who gave me that awful name. Nice work RL
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 6:39 pm, #195176
5L


The Human Torch -




SECRET AGENT MAN -


TAGS: johnny rivers greeny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - October 31, 2012, 4:44 am, #240293
And yet another tune stuck in my head... thank5!


FORGET LENO -


TAGS: much ado about nothing johnny was better
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:19 pm, #158317
Yes yes yes yes.... a thousand times yes!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 6:21 pm, #154017

what, you don't like my "movies" now? Ah, I remember, they were evidence....never mind
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm, #154016
I'd really prefer not to have to see anything ReRun is showing, thank you very much. 5L
Who Cares? - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm, #154015
I don't think I've watched an entire Tonight Show since Carson left.


congratulations -




DOUBLE WRONG! - Short Circuit was Awesome That's not Johnny 5


TAGS: johnny 5 wrong
Rating: 1.71/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 10:02 am, #67900
Uh... Short Circuit was the name for the movies about Johnny 5. >_>


JOHNNY DEPP AS THE MAD HATTER? - Maybe went a little too far.


TAGS: johnny depp
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by christine123

Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 7:52 am, #185849
How did they destroy it? It was a loose sequel and a re-imagining. Completely separate to the original.
pzykosiz - July 21, 2010, 8:34 pm, #185793
it was an absolute travesty that disney let tim burton destroy this movie
CRaSH... doesn't wanna sign in. - May 3, 2009, 10:15 pm, #77526
Oh, god. It's another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter movie! Someone kill me.


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